January 2011
When you're at a restaurant and you see your food...
Then you realize it’s for the table next to you…
when you get that awkward shiver.
paperclipsandcake:
and you’re like
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
daphneemarie:
gigiissexy:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
OMG
horoscope. 2011. (SO TRUE!!! At least for me...... →
jordanl:
ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in...
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop,...
Facebook..
jordanl:
camillecastill0:
no notifications
your ex looks adorable, and has a new girlfriend
someone tries and starts a poke war
reading some ones fight
1 new message from your crush
somebody posts something rude aimed you
mohammed akajamalarmaladee adds you…
looking through some skanks thousands of selfies
reading some bitches song lyric status
people post ”gettinggg...
Alarm Pillow
stephtronic:
It gently vibrates at the given hour, to wake you up with a buzz. And if you don’t get out of the bed, your head-weight acts as the snooze trigger.
this pillow would scare me when it woke me up..but still cool
thoughts while on my period
iammitch12:
ow
my vagina is falling off
wow this is dumb
wow there goes a pair of my cutest underwear
im going to kill myself
why wasnt i born a boy
why was i born
omg i bled through didnt i
i hate all of you
aw cute i woke up in a pool of my own blood
at least im not pregnant
right now!
LOL
When someone asks me, "How's your love life?"
when i try to look sexily into someone's eyes
daphneemarie:
Expectation:
Reality:
Laughed way too hard at this.
When someone likes a photo of you.
iheartkief:
i hate it how the whole class is pretending there...
daphneemarie:
rplusb:
teacher: did i give up any homework?
whole class: no we didnt have any homework..
nerd: uhm yes we did guys..
whole class: no. we. fucking. didnt.
When you're trying to say something but people...
So you just stand there all like
.. okay :(
Pizza Planet truck
markmejia:
puttingthismindtogooduse:
Toy Story:
Toy Story 2:
Toy Story 3:
Bugs Life:
Monsters Inc:
Finding Nemo:
Cars:
Ratatouille:
WALL-E:
UP:
Whoa. o_o Had to reblog this. What a mindfck, lol.
